I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.



Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great


when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music


Fan fiction with fluff: Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush

Fan fiction with smut: Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face



Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute