I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.
Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
Fan fiction with fluff: Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
Fan fiction with smut: Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face